Best Thing To Do Is Feed Them To Pigs

by admin on June 24, 2009

Brick Top from Snatch

I didn’t catch this the first time round but Snatch Wars is absolutely genius! Scenes from Star Wars with Brick Top from Snatch lines dubbed over Darth Vader’s!  Some choice quotes from Snatch:

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.

You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

See Snatch Wars up there on the right!

  • Snatch Wars! Man, that is feckin' Excellent!
  • testing twitter account! In this case me, an 'orrible cant
  • Danb
    and testing facebook connect!
  • testing facebook connect... doh!
  • this is awesome! can't wait to show this to my friends.
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